Postgres can do more than most databases: it can store anything, query everything, and extend into new domains without losing its core strengths. In this session, I will discuss 26 years of work in Postgres-based database compatibility, making Postgres speak multiple protocols, support different SQL dialects, and consume external data formats. This session is also a candid look at the architect...

@ Postgres Conference: 2026
Jonah Harris
Postgres Extensions Day

Don’t Standby, Stand-Up!

Comedy for the On-Call

An elephant, a dolphin, and a sea lion walk into a bar... In this workshop, we'll EXPLAIN ANALYZE the mechanics of stand-up comedy, breaking down setup, timing, and punchlines like a query plan, and even what to do if you deadlock! No stage experience required, no pressure to perform, just a room full of Postgres professionals learning how to turn production pain into polished performances.

@ Postgres Conference: 2026
Jonah Harris
Life and Fun

    In the world of tech, expertise is only half the battle. The real challenge lies in communicating effectively - whether it’s explaining complex systems to leadership, collaborating with cross-functional teams, or presenting insights to external stakeholders. Miscommunication can lead to missed opportunities, frustrated teams, and stalled projects. In this talk, we’ll explore the art of masterin...

    @ Postgres Conference 2025

    Mar 20 2025

    Professional Development

    The Future of MySQL is Postgres

    Simplifying Migrations by Reimagining MySQL as a PostgreSQL Extension

    Syntax discrepancies. Data type mismatches. Application rewrites. These daunting pain points are faced by every developer and DBA considering a migration between database vendors. In this session, we'll dive into a revolutionary PostgreSQL extension that directly addresses these challenges, positioning PostgreSQL as the future of MySQL.

    Much like AWS Babelfish for SQL Server, this extension ...

    @ Postgres Conference 2024

    Apr 19 2024

    Dev