Upcoming presentations
Postgres can do more than most databases: it can store anything, query everything, and extend into new domains without losing its core strengths. In this session, I will discuss 26 years of work in Postgres-based database compatibility, making Postgres speak multiple protocols, support different SQL dialects, and consume external data formats. This session is also a candid look at the architect...
Don’t Standby, Stand-Up!
Comedy for the On-Call
An elephant, a dolphin, and a sea lion walk into a bar... In this workshop, we'll EXPLAIN ANALYZE the mechanics of stand-up comedy, breaking down setup, timing, and punchlines like a query plan, and even what to do if you deadlock! No stage experience required, no pressure to perform, just a room full of Postgres professionals learning how to turn production pain into polished performances.
Past presentations
In the world of tech, expertise is only half the battle. The real challenge lies in communicating effectively - whether it’s explaining complex systems to leadership, collaborating with cross-functional teams, or presenting insights to external stakeholders. Miscommunication can lead to missed opportunities, frustrated teams, and stalled projects. In this talk, we’ll explore the art of masterin...
The Future of MySQL is Postgres
Simplifying Migrations by Reimagining MySQL as a PostgreSQL Extension
Syntax discrepancies. Data type mismatches. Application rewrites. These daunting pain points are faced by every developer and DBA considering a migration between database vendors. In this session, we'll dive into a revolutionary PostgreSQL extension that directly addresses these challenges, positioning PostgreSQL as the future of MySQL.
Much like AWS Babelfish for SQL Server, this extension ...