Don’t Standby, Stand-Up!
Presented by:
Jonah Harris
Jonah is a long-time developer focused on database internals, high-performance systems, compatibility methods, network protocols, and near-real-time machine learning optimizations. He specializes in data structures, algorithms, and software optimization. In addition to being a recognized expert in Oracle Database, he is also a longstanding PostgreSQL contributor who has served as the CTO of MariaDB (NYSE) and The Meet Group (NASDAQ), and was a founding engineer at EnterpriseDB.
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An elephant, a dolphin, and a sea lion walk into a bar... In this workshop, we'll EXPLAIN ANALYZE the mechanics of stand-up comedy, breaking down setup, timing, and punchlines like a query plan, and even what to do if you deadlock! No stage experience required, no pressure to perform, just a room full of Postgres professionals learning how to turn production pain into polished performances.
- Date:
- Duration:
- 20 min
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- Conference:
- Postgres Conference: 2026
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- Track:
- Life and Fun
- Difficulty:
- Easy